can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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