I take back everything I said about communal showers
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Cover your peen. We're going out.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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