i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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