He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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