Got a toothbrush?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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