Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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