Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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