maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
my sisters under your porch take her home
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
