Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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