I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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