Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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