Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
