Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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