Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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