some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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