.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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