brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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