Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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