I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
did i just pee glitter
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