i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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