I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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