Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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