You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
