It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Apparently you make a good broom.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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