if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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