What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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