Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I want a musical about memes.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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