wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do vagina's smell?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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