Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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