i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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