butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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