Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
