This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
