belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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