its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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