i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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