As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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