Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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