i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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