I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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