I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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