absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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