You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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