After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
