I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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