What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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