she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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