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We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The Olympian is in my bed
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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