How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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