Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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